I Hate Twilight by unicorn-skydancer08, literature
Literature
I Hate Twilight
Bella, you're a poor, pathetic girl
A lousy role model for all the girls in the world
You got dirt on your face
You big disgrace
Dragging your butt all over the place
I hate, I hate Twilight
I hate, I hate Twilight
Edward, you're a big guy, bad guy
You light up like a sparkler on the Fourth of July
You got slime on your face
You big disgrace
Strutting your stuff all over the place
I hate, I hate Twilight
(Sing it!)
I hate, I hate Twilight
Meyer, I don't mean no offense
But your books are nothing but a big bunch of nonsense
You got ink on your face
You big disgrace
Somebody better put you back into your place
I hate, I hate
We're Anti-Twilight by unicorn-skydancer08, literature
Literature
We're Anti-Twilight
I've read some books
Time after time
Some books were real bad
But I paid them no mind
Then came this book
They call "Twilight"
It's, without a doubt, the very worst book
I've read in my life
We're anti-Twilight, my friends
And we'll keep on fighting till the end
We're anti-Twilight
We're anti-Twilight
Don't care what you think
'Cause we're anti-Twilight
And we're proud!
I've taken some blows
And a few catcalls
Every form of pain and torment you can possibly think of
I've had it all
It's sure been no bed of roses
No pleasure cruise
I consider it a challenge before the whole human race
But I ain't gonna lose
We're anti-Tw
For those who have time to burn, feel free to read "The Most Popular Book in the Whole World" by xlormp on LiveJournal. [link] I've found it pretty amusing.